Ben & Jerry's Banana Split Ice Cream

How can something be the work of a higher power and the work of the devil at the same time?! Oh, Ben & Jerry's Banana Split Ice Cream, I love you and I hate you. You are sacred and profane. I want to fuck you, but then kick you out of bed after I am done. You comfort me; you hurt me. You are a son of a bitch—but a sexy son of a bitch.